For all the women that stay at home
and don't work:
and don't work:
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside,
still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn around garden.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door
to the house and no sign of the dog.
Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over,
the throw rug was against one wall, in the front room
the TV was on loudly with the cartoon
channel, the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, in the
kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge
door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass
lay under
the table,
and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs,
stepping over toys and more piles of clothes,
looking for his wife. He was
worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle
of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found
wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he
found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas,
reading a novel. She
looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.
He looked at her
bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
She again smiled and
answered, 'You know every day when you come home
from work and you ask me what
in the world do I do all day?
''Yes," was his incredulous
reply.
She answered, 'Well, today I
didn't do it.'
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